my tfln comments runneth over

[powerhittou]

Comments

[16/08][bowfriend]

[powerhittou]

[cont.]

They're already trained so getting it used to you shouldn't take too long. The real problem is building a mew.
You know
Hutch
Coop
But for falcons
I'm guessing you don't have one just sitting around. And ours are mostly up around Sendai so that's probably a lot of going back and forth otherwise.
Unless we get it to eat that other guy's owl.

[bowfriend]

We're not doing that.

[He may be jealous, but he draws the line at animal cruelty! Plus that would make Minato sad.]

Is it possible to buy one?

[powerhittou]

[He's got bad news about what falcons are even bred for...]

Probably. You can get anything online these days.

What are you going to do to keep his attention once you have it?

[bowfriend]

[It may be a bird of prey, but it can't eat the coach's owl.]

He likes animals. Something like a falcon would keep his attention for a while and he'd want to spend more time with me so he could see it.

But in the long term, my goal is to blow him away with my shooting.

[powerhittou]

Just blow him the regular way
That'll get his attention

[HE DOESN'T EVEN THINK BEFORE HE TYPES.]

[23/08][gaypanicatthedisco]

[powerhittou]

[cont.]

[Holy shit, this guy is pissed. It's sort of funny, but Masamune can't properly appreciate it when he's genuinely worried his phone is going to catch fire from buzzing so much.

There's just enough silence after the final message to be sure it's finally over. The best way he could possibly smooth this over...

is to say fuck it and RILE UENOYAMA UP MORE.]

You seem upset.
Are you jealous?

[gaypanicatthedisco]

HUUUUUUUUHHH???

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? OF COURSE I'M UPSET!

AND JUST WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO BE JEALOUS OF IN THAT SCENARIO?????

[powerhittou]

I guess it depends on which position you think is hotter.

[gaypanicatthedisco]

Position? [.....asdfghgfdsdfgfsd OH. He... he's referring to... Whether Uenoyama wants to be the one who, er, uses the mouth... or the one to have his mouth used..?

A burning heat flushes through the guitarist's skin at the realization- but only because he's angry! Surely that's it! It surely has nothing to do with the fact that, for the briefest of moments, Uenoyama actually considered each scenario; contemplating what it must be like to take something so obscene into his mouth... or, alternatively, to have Masamune on his knees and— FFFFFUUUUCCKKKKK NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO!!! HE WON'T THINK ABOUT IT! HE REFUSES!!!]

HOW WOULD I KNOW???

I MEAN!

NEITHER!

LISTEN- I'M NOT LIKE YOU! [Or so he would desperately like to think.] SO OF COURSE I DON'T GO AROUND THINKING ABOUT WEIRD STUFF LIKE THAT!

THAT'S WHY

THAT'S WHY I SAID CUT IT OUT!

Even as a prank... putting an image of you... LIKE THAT.... in my mind, before I go to sleep....

Isn't that going too far!?

[20/09][pivotpoint]

[powerhittou]

[cont.]

[ . . . ]

Uh what

[pivotpoint]

So I heard you know Uenoyama!

[powerhittou]

Oh my god did he touch your boobs
NO

[pivotpoint]

Excuse me?

[06/12][gaypanicatthedisco]

[powerhittou]

[cont.]

Probably because you haven't tried baseball.

Thank you for your service

[gaypanicatthedisco]

[ Bluntly- ]

Baseball always looked pretty boring to me, though.

I mean, isn't it kinda on the slow side?

[powerhittou]

Well yeah regular baseball sucks. I only watch when it's the Rakuten Eagles.

It's different when you're playing and everything hinges on one single swing. Victory or defeat decided in an instant.

That tension drives me wild in the best way.

You ever worry about a wrong note ruining a whole song?

[gaypanicatthedisco]

.....Oh.

Well when you put it that way, yeah....

I think I do get what you mean.

When the stakes are high and you're in front of a crowd with everyone's eyes on you

It's really thrilling...

[03/11][pyonpyon]

[powerhittou]

[cont.]

Ah, that... I was just using that as an excuse to make out a little. [ No shame. ] If you really want, I can see if something's actually on.

[pyonpyon]

[ There's a short laugh in disbelief. ]

Huh... That's actually kind of unexpected~? But you're being honest so I can't be bothered by that.

[ Which prompts an arm to loosely come around Masamune's middle. ]

I missed Masa-chin, too, so I understand~ ♪

[powerhittou]

Unexpected... In a smooth way, right?

[pyonpyon]

[ ......... ]

In an impressive kind of way?

[03/11][magnas]

[powerhittou]

[cont.]

Why does everyone always seem surprised about that one? I'm cultured as shit.

I could show you some tricks but you can't give me any crap about my other marks ever again.

it's an honour and a privilege sir

[magnas]

Hmmmmmm. Iiiii wonder.
Would you really, though? Because I could definitely agree to that. Maybe.
For a little while.

[powerhittou]

If you ask nicely I'll consider it.

[magnas]

Ahem.
Mister Masamune, would you pretty pleaaaase teach me how to write as nicely as you?