my tfln comments runneth over

[powerhittou]

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[gaypanicatthedisco]

Sounds interesting...

But

How are you gonna feel about having a total newbie knock one of your "magic pitches" out of the park?

[powerhittou]

Guess we'll die without ever knowing the answer.

I've been wishing for a chance to test the secret move I was working on before school blew up. Thanks for volunteering.

[gaypanicatthedisco]

Do your worst.

In fact... Maybe we should be on it?

[powerhittou]

You might as well just pay me now and save yourself the embarrassment.

But OK I'm listening

[gaypanicatthedisco]

If I can hit a home run on one of your pitches, I win. If I can't, you do.

And the loser gets punished in any way the winner wants.

If anyone quits before the game is done, that's an automatic loss, so there's no backing down once we agree.

Deal?

[powerhittou]

Any punishment?

You're on. I just don't want to hear you crying when you lose because this IS all your idea.

[gaypanicatthedisco]

Any punishment.

Guess I should have warned you ahead of time that I'm a pretty fast learner when I'm fired up, but oh well.

I wonder if your pride will really recover from this? Losing to a newbie will be bad enough. But on top of that...

The punishments I've got in mind for you should be enough to make even a dragon blush.

[powerhittou]

WHATEVER I BET YOU STARTED YELLING AND SWEATING JUST TYPING THAT

[gaypanicatthedisco]

No???

Why the hell would I do that?

[powerhittou]

Never mind

Too bad I'll never get to find out what kind of punishment you're talking about......

Anyway start practicing now so there's enough challenge to be fun and maybe yours won't be too cruel.

[gaypanicatthedisco]

If you don't stop talking as if you've already got this in the bag, I might just go with my original idea and shave off a chunk of your hair after all.

[powerhittou]

Oh

[ . . . ]

You're really not going to like your punishment

No more talk then I'll save it for the big day.

[gaypanicatthedisco]

THAT'S HOW YOU REACT!? DID YOU NOT READ WHAT I JUST SAID???

THAT'S IT- I'M SHAVING THE WHOLE HEAD MYSELF

FULL BUDDHIST MONK, YOU HEAR???

AND WHEN I'M DONE YOU'RE GONNA BOW YOUR SHINEY BALD HEAD DOWN AT MY FEET

IN PUBLIC!!!

[your inner overlord is showing again, Uenoyama...]

[powerhittou]

I read it, I'm just not worried about it.