You'll have two once I take you to a batting cage and show you how I play. The 6 Clawed Swing and my magic pitches are more than enough to get anyone going.
If you don't stop talking as if you've already got this in the bag, I might just go with my original idea and shave off a chunk of your hair after all.
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You'll have two once I take you to a batting cage and show you how I play. The 6 Clawed Swing and my magic pitches are more than enough to get anyone going.
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But
How are you gonna feel about having a total newbie knock one of your "magic pitches" out of the park?
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I've been wishing for a chance to test the secret move I was working on before school blew up. Thanks for volunteering.
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In fact... Maybe we should be on it?
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But OK I'm listening
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And the loser gets punished in any way the winner wants.
If anyone quits before the game is done, that's an automatic loss, so there's no backing down once we agree.
Deal?
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You're on. I just don't want to hear you crying when you lose because this IS all your idea.
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Guess I should have warned you ahead of time that I'm a pretty fast learner when I'm fired up, but oh well.
I wonder if your pride will really recover from this? Losing to a newbie will be bad enough. But on top of that...
The punishments I've got in mind for you should be enough to make even a dragon blush.
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Why the hell would I do that?
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Too bad I'll never get to find out what kind of punishment you're talking about......
Anyway start practicing now so there's enough challenge to be fun and maybe yours won't be too cruel.
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You're really not going to like your punishment
No more talk then I'll save it for the big day.
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THAT'S IT- I'M SHAVING THE WHOLE HEAD MYSELF
FULL BUDDHIST MONK, YOU HEAR???
AND WHEN I'M DONE YOU'RE GONNA BOW YOUR SHINEY BALD HEAD DOWN AT MY FEET
IN PUBLIC!!!
[your inner overlord is showing again, Uenoyama...]no subject