Sounds like a prude and a virgin would say. I bet you haven't even talked to a girl
[He talks a big game but this hypocrite can't handle his schoolmate talking about her erotic fantasies about her teacher and having public orgasms. Why the fuck is that canon.]
Call me whatever you want, I've just got more important things on my mind. [Like the band and...... yeah that's pretty much it.]
I talk to girls all the time, I just don't see what's so special about them. If you had a sister like mine, you'd understand.
She's another one that could use a bit more shame, actually! Yayoi's a model so she's not shy about her body at all, and always walking around half-naked without thinking of me! Now she even brings her freeloading model friends over for sleepovers sometimes- and they're just as bad as her!
I'm so tired of looking at grown women in their pajamas! And when they come over, Yayoi makes me serve all of their needs like a friggen slave! It's the worst!
[See, Masamune? Everyone has their struggles. You've got a missing eye, a bad mom and daddy issues- whereas Uenoyama is the product of loving and easy-going parents who work away from home a lot and therefor turn a blind eye as their son has to endure with the pain of giggles and boobs taking over his household every now and then. It's tragic, but somehow, Ue finds the strength to continue living.]
What, of my sister..? I see her plenty enough as-is so I don't have any.
Oh
But if you google "Uenoyama Yayoi" I'm sure something will come up.
[She's only an amateur model so it's not like she's super famous or anything yet- but "Uenoyama" is such an uncommon sir name that he figures something in bound to pop up, and he'd be correct. There are a few small magazine shoots as well as a gallery posted online by her agency; all showcasing mostly the usual tasteful stuff- as well as a few flirty swimsuit shots.
She's older- 20 years old, mature-looking, and of course very pretty. She's got obvious curves, long black hair, and a face that's... well, basically identical to her brother's.]
[Give him a minute here... Nice. Yeah, Masamune definitely has MOMMY ISSUES an appreciation for more mature women... especially ones who look like they don't take shit from anybody.
The similarity between the siblings reminds him of how much Kojuro resembles his half-sister Kita, down to the stern faces, and he has to laugh a little to himself.
(Just gonna. Save those swimsuit ones for later.)]
It's a real shame I can't trade my lame little brother for your hot sister.
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powerhittou) wrote2018-08-22 06:24 pm
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Why?
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It's obviously because
Because!
Things like "that"
y'know
It's supposed to just stay between two people!
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[He talks a big game but this hypocrite can't handle his schoolmate talking about her erotic fantasies about her teacher and having public orgasms. Why the fuck is that canon.]
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I talk to girls all the time, I just don't see what's so special about them. If you had a sister like mine, you'd understand.
She's another one that could use a bit more shame, actually! Yayoi's a model so she's not shy about her body at all, and always walking around half-naked without thinking of me! Now she even brings her freeloading model friends over for sleepovers sometimes- and they're just as bad as her!
I'm so tired of looking at grown women in their pajamas! And when they come over, Yayoi makes me serve all of their needs like a friggen slave! It's the worst!
[See, Masamune? Everyone has their struggles. You've got a missing eye, a bad mom and daddy issues- whereas Uenoyama is the product of loving and easy-going parents who work away from home a lot and therefor turn a blind eye as their son has to endure with the pain of giggles and boobs taking over his household every now and then. It's tragic, but somehow, Ue finds the strength to continue living.]
1/2
silence.
Like a LONG silence. A couple minutes, even. The (. . .) hovers ominously.]
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Wtf
OK well I think I might be starting to understand you a little more.
Send me a photo just so I really get it.
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[He's glad to see Masamune understand his grief.]
What, of my sister..? I see her plenty enough as-is so I don't have any.
Oh
But if you google "Uenoyama Yayoi" I'm sure something will come up.
[She's only an amateur model so it's not like she's super famous or anything yet- but "Uenoyama" is such an uncommon sir name that he figures something in bound to pop up, and he'd be correct. There are a few small magazine shoots as well as a gallery posted online by her agency; all showcasing mostly the usual tasteful stuff- as well as a few flirty swimsuit shots.
She's older- 20 years old, mature-looking, and of course very pretty. She's got obvious curves, long black hair, and a face that's... well, basically identical to her brother's.]
I'M ALIVE sort of
MOMMY ISSUESan appreciation for more mature women... especially ones who look like they don't take shit from anybody.The similarity between the siblings reminds him of how much Kojuro resembles his half-sister Kita, down to the stern faces, and he has to laugh a little to himself.
(Just gonna. Save those swimsuit ones for later.)]
It's a real shame I can't trade my lame little brother for your hot sister.
<3
THAT'S GROSS!
Wait you have a brother??
I'm not sure why that's surprising but it is.
Guess I just can't picture you as anyone's role model...
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Who the fuck said I was his role model?
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Well, clearly I've never been an older brother before- but isn't stepping up into that role what you're SUPPOSED to do when you're in that position?
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I bet I was supposed to be a lot of things. Real life just doesn't work like that.
Aren't you SUPPOSED to be asleep?
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....
Which just happens to be right now.
-But I'm not doing it because you told me to!
Dealing with you just wears me out.
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Sweet sexy wet dreams
1/???????
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NOT ON THAT!!!
I MEAN, GENERALLY SPEAKING... [Shit, fuck-]
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I'M NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT ANYMORE!
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/DONE.
[And then he did.]
BEAUTIFUL.