What, of my sister..? I see her plenty enough as-is so I don't have any.
Oh
But if you google "Uenoyama Yayoi" I'm sure something will come up.
[She's only an amateur model so it's not like she's super famous or anything yet- but "Uenoyama" is such an uncommon sir name that he figures something in bound to pop up, and he'd be correct. There are a few small magazine shoots as well as a gallery posted online by her agency; all showcasing mostly the usual tasteful stuff- as well as a few flirty swimsuit shots.
She's older- 20 years old, mature-looking, and of course very pretty. She's got obvious curves, long black hair, and a face that's... well, basically identical to her brother's.]
[Give him a minute here... Nice. Yeah, Masamune definitely has MOMMY ISSUES an appreciation for more mature women... especially ones who look like they don't take shit from anybody.
The similarity between the siblings reminds him of how much Kojuro resembles his half-sister Kita, down to the stern faces, and he has to laugh a little to himself.
(Just gonna. Save those swimsuit ones for later.)]
It's a real shame I can't trade my lame little brother for your hot sister.
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Wtf
OK well I think I might be starting to understand you a little more.
Send me a photo just so I really get it.
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[He's glad to see Masamune understand his grief.]
What, of my sister..? I see her plenty enough as-is so I don't have any.
Oh
But if you google "Uenoyama Yayoi" I'm sure something will come up.
[She's only an amateur model so it's not like she's super famous or anything yet- but "Uenoyama" is such an uncommon sir name that he figures something in bound to pop up, and he'd be correct. There are a few small magazine shoots as well as a gallery posted online by her agency; all showcasing mostly the usual tasteful stuff- as well as a few flirty swimsuit shots.
She's older- 20 years old, mature-looking, and of course very pretty. She's got obvious curves, long black hair, and a face that's... well, basically identical to her brother's.]
I'M ALIVE sort of
MOMMY ISSUESan appreciation for more mature women... especially ones who look like they don't take shit from anybody.The similarity between the siblings reminds him of how much Kojuro resembles his half-sister Kita, down to the stern faces, and he has to laugh a little to himself.
(Just gonna. Save those swimsuit ones for later.)]
It's a real shame I can't trade my lame little brother for your hot sister.
<3
THAT'S GROSS!
Wait you have a brother??
I'm not sure why that's surprising but it is.
Guess I just can't picture you as anyone's role model...
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Who the fuck said I was his role model?
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Well, clearly I've never been an older brother before- but isn't stepping up into that role what you're SUPPOSED to do when you're in that position?
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I bet I was supposed to be a lot of things. Real life just doesn't work like that.
Aren't you SUPPOSED to be asleep?
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....
Which just happens to be right now.
-But I'm not doing it because you told me to!
Dealing with you just wears me out.
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Sweet sexy wet dreams
1/???????
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NOT ON THAT!!!
I MEAN, GENERALLY SPEAKING... [Shit, fuck-]
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I'M NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT ANYMORE!
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/DONE.
[And then he did.]
BEAUTIFUL.